LIFE
Life would be so much better lived backwards. You would start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you'd wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy and go an collect your pension. On your first day at work they give you a gold watch. You then work for forty years until you're old enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous until it's time to start school. You go to primary school and become a kid. You play and have no responsibilities then become a baby then... you spend the last nine months floating peacefully in spa like conditions, central heating, room service on tap, your room gets bigger everyday and then you finish off as an orgasm!
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